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Case no. 0417Ruled on 12 March 2026

The case

A stroller that fits a narrow Paris hallway and a small car boot.

The pick

Bugaboo Fox 5 — €589

The catch

It's 4cm too wide for a standard Paris lift. You will fold it at the door, every time.

Runner-up

Babyzen Yoyo2 — narrower, less boot space

Avoid

The bundle your registry recommended

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What a verdict is

5 parts, every time. No filler.

01

The pick

The one thing to buy, named plainly, with the price you should expect to pay.

02

The why

The 2 or 3 constraints that actually decided it — your hallway, your budget, your climate.

03

The catch

What still won’t be perfect about the pick, stated before you pay, not after.

04

The runner-up

What to buy instead if one constraint changes, and why it drops to second.

05

What to avoid

The obvious choice, the popular list, the recommended bundle — and why it’s wrong for this case.

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    State your case

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  2. 02

    We check the library

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  3. 03

    Otherwise, we rule

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  4. 04

    You get the verdict

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